Liebe Kummerkastentante,

Grade per Mail hier eingetrudelt:

Dear Abby,
I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs… phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, „Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.“

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive, although I can hear a car starting off, as if she has stepped out of a car around the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson Heritage next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she comes home.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the rocker boxes on my engine seem to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?



OK, ist zwar irgendwie Chopper-Content aber die Marke lässt sich doch beliebig austauschen…
(ach nee, die „anderen“ lecken ja nicht… 😉 )

2 Comments on “Liebe Kummerkastentante,

  1. LOL. Was für ein gemeiner Text. Erst Spannung aufbauen und dann sowas…